morlarty:

Things i want in Series 4:

  • Drunk Moriarty
  • For it to happen before 2056
  • John to say ‘no shit, Sherlock’
  • John to get pissed off at Sherlock and shout ‘WILLIAM SHERLOCK SCOTT HOLMES’ to which Sherlock replies ‘JOHN HAMISH WATSON’
  • JOHN TO SAY ‘NO SHIT, SHERLOCK’
  • Moriarty to walk into 221B with Staying alive playing from his phone and he just says ‘surprise, bitch’
  • JOHN TO SAY ‘NO SHIT, SHERLOCK’

(via spoken-not-written)

sleepygirl586:

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

THIS IS SO BRILLIANT

(Source: not-burnie, via spoken-not-written)

abominablemothman:

paandi:

weaslee:

sluttynuggets:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

Do you think whoever made this realized it’s kind of a rape joke?

And it’s funny?

no

(via spoken-not-written)

musiclined:

The All-American Rejects - Move Along

(via spoken-not-written)

Ruby + french fries

(Source: demonprotection, via dani-isnotonfire)

a-nice-little-cigarette:

Leekie: where are you with 324b21?
Delphine: image

(via dani-isnotonfire)